Donald's Duck
(Mike O'Donnel/Junior Campbell)

I found a quacker in my tender
She was very, very tame
But she quacked all night and through the day
She was driving me insane
My driver and my fireman
Tried everything they know
To shoo the quacker away from me
But she did not want to go

The quacker clearly loves me
Was impossible to nab
So now we have befriended her
She rides inside my cab
She quacks in stations big and small
She quacks at people too
Now everyone calls her Donald's duck
But I call her my quackeroo!
She makes me so happy--with her little ways
So happy--it's true
Now everyone calls her Donald's duck
But I call her my quackeroo!

Chorus:
Quacking here--quacking there
She is quacking everywhere
Quack quack--choo choo choo
She's my little quackeroo
She's quacking here and there
She's quacking everywhere
Quack quack--shoo shoo shoo
She's my quackeroo

Now everybody loves her--they love to hear her quack
And when we have to say good-bye--they ask when she'll be back
She's captured everybody's heart--she knows just what to do
Now everyone calls her Donald's duck
But she's my "quackeroo!"

(Chorus)